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1. Name: Haley Jo

2. Nickname(s): Jo-Jo, Nukes, Dumb-Shit, Hey you, Ugly, Bitch, *literally comes to any name*

3. Birthday: June 4 

4. That makes you: A 20 year old dumb

5. Where were you born: Kans-ass City

6. Location right now: Downstairs Table

7. Shoe size: 8

8. How many piercings? Ear lobes. In near future: Industrial and nose (for the third time. Good god Nukes, get your shit together)

9. Tattoos? Not yet.

10. When you wake up you're: Unapproachable. 

11. When your about to sleep you're: Breathing heavily from nest of 13 blankets.

12. Zodiac sign: the dumb twin one. Gemini

13. Chinese sign: The cock. Man I got the shitty end of the deal for both

14. Righty or Lefty: Righty

15. Innie or Outie: Innie 

16. School: High School, Halfway through Community College then Art school. 

Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: "MERICAN

18. Hair colour: Well the box says "light burgandy brown" But I call it "STAHP FUCKING TOUCHING MY HAIR. NO IT'S NOT NATURAL. number 3" 

20. Weight: 170 Pounds. but it doesn't look like it. I mastered magic peeps

21. Height: 5' 5''

22. Braces? never needed

23. Glasses? At night

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend? No but I have a fat beagle and that's kinda close right? RIGHT?

25. If so, who? -- *Holds 68 pound beagle* This is Milton. 

26. If not, do you have a crush on someone? Yes

27. Who has a crush on you? I don't know

28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf? Nope

29. Who was your first kiss: My first boyfriend

30. Who was your last kiss: My last boyfriend.

31. Are you a virgin? Yes

32. Ever had a threesome before? nope

33. NQ- Every been swarmed by ladybugs? lol no

34. Have you ever been in love? Yes

35. Broken any hearts? More than I wish I had

36. Got your heart broken? Yes

37. Ever liked a friend? Yup

38. What happened? a. Magic
                              b. Made a pot pie
                              c. A panda was born
                              d. All of the above 

Section Four: Past Relationships 

39. How many relationships have you been in? 4

40. How many were serious enough to count: one or two

41. Who were those serious ones: I'll give you a hint, I almost broke one's collar bone on accident. 

42. NQ- Who used to be your best friend: A girl I grew up with

43. What made them different: she had a pet hedgehog

44. What happened: she went psycho she moved

45. Best boy/girlfriend: --That one guy

46. Worst boy/girlfriend: --That one dude

47. Ever been kissed: Yes

48. Who do you want back: No one

49. Who do you regret: all but one

50. Why?: they where dicks

Section Five: Favourites

51. Song: It changes every 3 minutes. 

52. Movie: Men in Black 3

53. Food: all. what we can only choose one? Pizza

54. Drink: Dr. Pepper

55. Store: Creative Coldsnow

56. Television show: I don't watch a lot of T.V. but I like Bleach and Supernatural

57. Holiday: Halloween

58. Book: Too many

59. Ice cream: Snickers Ice Cream Bar. Seriously, it's my crack.

60. Sweets: Sea salt caramel

61. Crisps: I don't like chips

62. Type of music: I like just about every genre, it depends on the day

63. Artist: Too many

64. Word: numb-nuts. 

65. Time of day: Night

66. Dressing: Sweatpants. It's like taking my bed with me everywhere. 

67. Alcoholic drink: Fuzzy Navel

68. Colour(s): yellow

69. Piece of clothing: Skinny jeans after sweatpants

70. Character: Dean and Castiel from Supernatural

71. Smell: White tea and cactus candle

72. Shampoo: The stuff that does the job well

73. Soap: I like the cucumber mellon ones

74. Smiley:  D<

75. Board game: Uno

76. Sport: Baseball

77. Number: Zero

78. Quote: "Shut up, your evolutionary failure."

79. Animal: Any

80. Actor: Jim Carrey

82. Vegetable: Carrot

83. Fruit: Apple, Clementines

84. Place to be: In the middle of the nature, or my bedroom

85. Thing in your room: My little blue teddy bear

86. Gum: Stride

87. Shape: Square

88. Country: Mine

89. Mall: Any but bills

90. Car: Pick up trucks

91. Boy's name: Faruquad

92. Girl's name: Faurquad

93. Family member: My dog u.u

94. Restaurant: The Chinese buffet next to my house. they know me by name and drink order

95. Movie place: My couch :D (Big Grin)

96. Person to go to the movies with: Anyone

97. Noise: The rain falling

98. Brand of shoe: Converse

99. Brand of clothing: --

100. Body part of a chicken: The leg

101. Swear word: Asshat, Dick hole, Fucker

102. Month: October

103. Possession: My good memories

104. Team: Minnesota Vikings, Mizzou Tigers, and Kansas City Royals

105. Season: FAll

106. Radio station: too many~~

107. Magazine: Missouri Conservationist 

108. Favourite grade: Last year of high school

109. Least favourite grade: Sixth grade

110. Teacher: All of my art teachers fro High school and College

111. Least favourite teacher: All of my Math teachers

112. Subject: ARt, History

113. Subject to talk about: Art

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mum? - Ma

115. Who's your dad? - Dad

116. Any step-parents? Yes

117. Any brothers? 7

118. Any Sisters? 3, one I don't associate with

120. Coolest: Milton

121. Loudest: Me 

122. Best relative: My niece and nephew

123. Worse relative: My sister i don't associate with

124. Do you get along with your parents? More or less

125. With your siblings? 9 outa 10 aint to bad

126. Does anyone understand you? idk. maybe my dog

127. Do you have any pets?:  yup

128. If so, what kind and name? a fat beagle named Milton, a fat bagel (beagle basset hound mix) also fat, named Bree, three cats named Zoey, Cassey, and Putters, and a spoiled husky named Faith

129. If not, what do you want as a pet?:I want a rat and hedgehog and unicorn

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school? yes

132. Did you drop out?: nop

133. Your current GPA: 3.4 I think

134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: I used to buy

135. ABC's?: Yes

136. Favorite class: Art I, Sculpting, Design Foundations

137. Play any sports at school?: Does "dodge the head of the corrections" count?

138. Are you popular? I have friends

139. Favourite memory: The bouncy ball fight in the main hall/staircase of High school was pretty choice.

140. Most humiliating moment: I never got embarrassed 

141. Most funniest moment: So many, The time my art teacher learned to roller skate on the tiled floors of the art room and the time tat the mouse had my teacher teaching class from the top of her desk

142. Most scared moment: When the crack house two blocks away kinda went boom 

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

145. Chicken: Ed, Edd, and Eddy

146. Dog: Of my dog :>

147. Christina Aguilera: Nothing

148. Ricky Martin: nothing

149. 50 cent: Vomit

150. Poop: Smell

151. Beach: Watermelon

152. Desert: Camels :D (Big Grin)

153. Water: Shower time

154. Osama: Long beards

155. Love: Hearts

156. Your little brother: Loud noises

157. Butt: *giggle*

158. Clowns: Who in the hell said that they look funny?

159. Wonder: Bread

16o. Brown: Poo

161. Banana:Killer fruit

162. Sex: fun times

163. Parents: About my parents ^^

164. Homosexuals: Two of my best buddies

165. God: Faith

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: Yes.

167. Heaven: Yes

168. Devil: Yes.

169. Hell: Yes

170: Boogy man: No >:3

171. Closet Monsters: Used to, now don't believe anymore

172. Fortune tellings: No

173. Magic:  It's fun to watch sometimes but no

174. Love at first sight: Lust at first sight

175. Ghosts: Yeah

176. Voo-doo dolls: no

177. Reincarnation: No

178. Yourself: *laughs uncontrollably*


Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: Socially

180. Do drugs: No

181. Drink alcohol: --

182. Cuss: All the damn time

183. Sing in the shower: It's like an episode of glee is being produced in my bathroom every night.

184. Like school: I do now

185. Want to get married: eventually 

186. Type with all of your fingers: Nope

187. Think you're attractive: Not at all

188. Drink and drive: Never

189. Snore: I hope not. I talk in my sleep. I've been told I make more sense in conversations when I'm passed the fuck out then awake. 

190. Sleep walk: no

191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: Love it

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: Yes

193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: No '-'

194. Told that person how you felt: Yes. More than once

195. Been arrested: Almost

196. Gone to jail or juve: nope.

197. Skateboarded: yes. Horrible at it. 

198. Skinny dipped: yes

199. Rock climbed: I've stepped on rocks when I go for walks, does that count. 

200. Killed someone: I don't want to meet the person that said yes on this.

201. Watched porn: Yes

202. Gone on a road trip: Yes :>

203. Went out of the country: no

204. Talked back to an adult: yes

205. Broken a law: probably

206. Got pulled over: Nope

208: Cried to get out of trouble: Once or twice

209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: Always :>

210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: Yup

211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: no

212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: 5 day hour minute second rule

213. Moon someone: yes

214. Shop-lifted: No '-'

215. Worked at McDonald's: Nope

216. Eaten a dog: I ate a gummy dog one halloween and cried the whole time

217. Give money to a homeless person: Yes, kind of often

218. Glued your hand to yourself: yes lol

219. Kissed someone of the same sex: no

220. Had a one night stand: no

221. Smoked: yes

222. Done drugs: Never

223. Lose a friend because of your ex: yes

224. Slap someone for being stupid: Yes. 

225. Had cyber sex: Yes

226. Wish you were the opposite sex: Once a month, say 7-9 days?

227. Caught someone doing something: Yes. I don't leave my room between 2-5 am anymore. 

228. Played a game that removes clothing: nope

229. Cried during a movie: Yes

230. Cried over someone: Yeah

231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: Yes

232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: Yup

233. Ran away from home: nah

234. Cheated on a test: Yup


Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump: Hell no

236. Sky dive: What am I? Stupid?

237. Swim with dolphins: No.

238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: Never.

239. Try to be the opposite sex: No.

240. Lie to the police: Probably not. 

241. Run from the police: If I had a reason to, yes

242. Lie to your parents: Yes

243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: No

244. Be an exotic dancer: I'm fat and can't dance.

245. NQ- Kill the president: I don't need the secret service knocking down my door tonight. 

Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy: Not as much as I use to be

247. Loud: When with friends

248. Nice: Yes

249: Outgoing: Depends on the day

250: Quiet: Ha 

251. Mean: It takes a lot to get me mean.

252. Emotional: Kind of

253. Sensitive: Yes

254. Gay: No

255. Strong: Physically? no.

256. Weak: Wanna know how punk I am?! *punches wall* ....take me to the hospital....

257. Caring: With some people

258. Dangerous: If laziness could kill....

259. Crazy: Nope

260. Spontaneous: eh

261. Funny: Hillarious

262. Sweet: Sometimes

263. Sharing: Yes

264. Responsible: Most of the time

265. Trustworthy: I think so 

266. Open-minded: Yes

267. Creative: More or less

268. Cute: ... Fucking cutie convention up in here. 

269. Slick: what? Like moist? Shiney? 

270. Smart: Sometimes

271. Dumb: aw LAWD LET ME TELL YOU

272. Evil: I once farted on my brother

273. Ghetto: Bitches be like "DA-YUM SHE WHITE" was that racist

274. Classy:  hahahahaha no

275. Photogenic: I make weird faces, It's a compulsion. 

276. Dependable: most of the time

277. Greedy: Sometimes

278. Ugly: meh

279. Messy: very

280. Neat: nah.

281. Perverted: yes

282. Silly: Very

283. A B****: I can be, sometimes

284. A Good Listener: Yes

285. A Fighter: I could kick your ass on Borderlands. not really

286. A Party Animal: noope.

287. A Game Freak: YES.

288. A Computer Freak: I can turn on one.

Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job: Animator/ Story board artist. 

290. Dream house: Near the woods

291. Husband/Wife: idk

292. Kids: idk if I want

293. Names: I'm changing my name to Faurquad in six years for reasons. 

294. Pets: Dogs. Hedgehog. And a rat. 

295. Car: Pick up truck

296. Age you would want to get married: idk

297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: Robert Downey Jr. 

298. Honeymoon: Ireland  

Section Fifteen: Your friends 

299. Best friend: :iconkage-wolf13: Sushi, Sherlock, Ray, Radical Nachos (yes, this is what I call them)

300. Known the longest: Tie between Sherlock and Ray

301. Craziest: Ray

302. Loudest: Sherlock

303. Shyest: Kimi

304. Best hair: Kimi

305. Best eyes: Sushi-sue

306. Best body: Kimi

307. Most Athletic: Sam

308. Hot-Tempered: Sherlock

309. Most impatient: Sherlock

310. Shortest: Ray

311. Tallest: Sushi

312. Skinniest: Kimi OHMEHGOD eat a sandwhich please, I'm concerned, what do you weigh? -12 pounds

313. Best singer: Sherlock

314. Funniest: :iconkage-wolf13:

315. Can always make you laugh: everyone

316. Wish you talked to more: Sushi

317. Wish you saw more: everyone is hermit

318. Who drives you insane after a while: No one really. 

319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: Everyone

320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': uhmm, nope

321. Whose always been there when you need them: Most of them

322. Who is like your family: Everyone <3

323. How many friends do you have? 12 ish

324. How many are really close? 5

Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: McDonalds

326. Thing you drank: Dr. Pepper

327. Thing you wore: Hoodie and Jeans

328. Thing you did:  Procrastinate on a paper due tomorrow. 

329. Place you went: School

330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: my nose

331. Person you saw: My dad

332. Person you hugged: My dad

333. Person you kissed: uhh

334. NQ- Person you beat to a juicy pulp: ... mentally the jerky customer I had Saturday. 

335. Person you talked to online: :iconkage-wolf13:

336. Person you talked to on the phone: Sherlock

337. Song you heard: "Don't Ya" by Brett Eldredge

338. Show you saw: The Big Bang Theory

339. Time you fought with your parents: few weeks ago

340. Time you fought with a friend: years ago

341. Words you said: "Bitch, I'm Fabulous"

Section Seventeen: Now

343. What are you eating: Nothing

344. What are you drinking: Dr. Pepper

345. What are you thinking: IMan I really should do my paper...eventually. 

346. What are you wearing: skinny dark blue jeans, Mossy Oak camo hoodie

347. What are you doing: Procrastinating secretly (Mom peeks in 'oh good, you are typing on computer, means you are doing homework')

349. Hair: Ponytail

350. Mood: Tired

351. Listening to: Everlast

352. Talking to anyone: Sherlock

353. Watching anything: Time passing by

Section Eighteen: Yes or No

354. Are you a vegetarian: Noope

355. Are you a carnivore: Hell yeah

356. Are you heterosexual: yes

357. Do you like penguins: eh

358. Do you write poetry: no

359. Do you see stupid people: "I'm surrounded by idiots!" :iconscarplz:

360. You + Me: uh

361. Do you like the Osbournes: eh

362. Can you see flying pigs: nah,

363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: Yes

364. Are you from Afghanistan: no õ.ô

365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: I don't think so

366. Are you a zombie: nah

367. Am i annoying you: a little bit

368. Do you bite your nails: yes

369. Can you cross your eyes: yes

370. Do you make your bed in the morning: no

371. Have you touched someone's private part: yes ^^

Section Nineteen: This or That

372. Winter or Summer: Winter ~is coming~

373. Spring or Autumn: Autumn

374. Shakira or Britney: neither

375. MTV or VH1: MTV

376. Black or White: Black

377. Yellow or Pink: Yellow

378. Football or Basketball: Football

379. Mobile Phone or Pager: Phone

380. Pen or Pencil: pencil

381. Cold or Hot: Cold

382. Tattoos or Piercings: Tattoo

383. Inside or Outside: Inside

384. Weed or Alcohol: Alcohol

385. Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi

386. Tape or Glue: Tape

387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: Subway. what the fuck is In-n-Out?

Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music: I like

389. About boy bands: No thank you

390. About suicide: DO not approve. 

391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: I hate it >.>

392. About teen pregnancy: Shit happens

393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: Hopefully under a roof of some kind

394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: I hope everyone I'm friend with today

395. About gay men: Nothing against

Section Twenty-One:

396. Do you have a website: nope

397. Current weather right now: Cold. As. Fuck.

398. Current time:  20:59

399. Any shout outs: meh.

400. Last thoughts: Shit. Now I have to work on my paper.


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